Wrap Your Dishes In Plastic Wrap

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September 15, 2017

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You know what? Why stop here? Wrap your table in plastic wrap. And your chairs too. Line your floor and walls and cabinets with plastic wrap. Skip the shower by lining your body in plastic wrap. Is a corrupt businessman trying to pay for your silence? Line that dirty money with plastic wrap and you’ll never […]

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These Hot Dogs Are In a Coffee Pot

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September 15, 2017

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To be fair to this hack, our own Andy Orin put this one through the Tip Testerand it does work. Kind of. Eventually. However, it is not a very good way to make friends in the office. If your manager Steve comes into the break room to get his afternoon coffee and winds up with a […]

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Anything You’ve Ever Seen Written On a Colored Rectangle

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September 15, 2017

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I’m not saying that you can never find good advice on one of those colored rectangle image macros you find in the bowels of sites like Pinterest or Tumblr. I’m just saying I’ve never seen the Sherlock Holmes adaptation where Watson reads a hot tip from a colored rectangle and suddenly the whole mystery suddenly makes sense.

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Fitted Bed Sheets Are No Match For Sand

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September 15, 2017

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Look, I don’t want to harp on Lifehacker Editor-in-Chief Alan Henry too much for this post. I’m sure it’s meant well. It’s just naively hopeless. Sand is an impossible enemy. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. It’s enough to single-grainedly turn a nice young boy into a dark lord of the Sith. If […]

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Diet Coke Brownies

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September 15, 2017

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Not an accurate representation of Diet Coke brownies. You’re welcome. What the hell is wrong with you people? There are some lines man was not meant to cross.

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Milk Is Hard

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September 15, 2017

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We’ve tried several times to hire this man, but he’s too good. We can’t afford him.

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